Vultures Don't have Buttholes and Getting Electrocuted in the Shower! - Ep. 75

All right. Hey, everybody, welcome to the Rayhart Rundown. I had notes. I have something I need to say before we've cool. I don't have something to say before he gets off. Before we do this, I just need to bitch about people. Don't cover your face. Go ahead. No, go. What's up? I'm sure I've said this in the past. Maybe. Okay, but if you go to a place where somebody is giving you a service, like at a restaurant or a bar or this is the part where Adam wants to bitch about his bar, drop go, or maybe even an Oriental massage, wherever you go to get serviced, please show them respect. Please understand that they're doing their job. Please understand that they are doing the hardest job that they could possibly do. If they're standing around talking to somebody, not serving you, then I get it. But who wronged, you, little boy? Oh, my God, dude. The amount of disrespect. Who wronged you? The audacity of disrespect these people had on Saturday night, bro. That's why we're recording a day late today, because I had lost. Nobody knew that until you said that. I know that. Hey, everybody, we're a day late on actually recording because I lost my voice from screaming at people on Saturday. The amount of dish. I've never been so disrespected in my life, bro. I told one guy, I was like, I'm asking you nicely to leave. He goes, I'm not leaving. I was like that I'm going to have security escort you out. And mind you, I'm kind of yelling this. And he goes, Call security. I was like, Gladly. Hey, Ben, get this motherfucker out of my fucking bar. Like, I'm trying not to cuss as much because when I was editing, I noticed. I did a lot. Oh, you noticed that now? Yeah, it's episode 75, but he cusses a lot. But no, I've had people come up to me and go, I can't listen to your podcast because your brother cusses too much. You know this. Sorry, guys. I told everybody, I said, well, we're not going to censor it, but I'm going to try to cut back. I mean, we're not turning this into a kids podcast by any such as. No, but I'm going to try to cut it back. But no. Yeah, everyone's just yelling at me, dude, this guy. Yeah. Before I kicked him out, right? Yep. He was yelling at me to get him a gin and tonic. And straight up, I stopped. I looked at him and like, there's other people in front of you because, like, he pushed people out of his way to go to the bar, right? There's other people in front of you. So you're going to have to wait. And then I started taking other orders. He went to his friend who was one of those people. Right. And his friend ordered him the drink. So I made it. And then he tipped me $0, which whatever shocker. And then I was being yelled at by another woman off in the corner about how she wanted a blue Long Island and yada, yada. And I was being yelled at by literally everybody. And finally I had one guy looking me, and he was all like, Let me get this. I was like, we're all out of that. He goes, Let me get this. I was like, we're all out of that, too. My bar back was like, nowhere to be seen. When he came back, I was like, how's the traffic on the highway pretty good. Yeah. But no, I was out of, like, a lot of stuff, right? So I was like, I'm out of it. I'm out of it. And he's all like, you have it right there. And it was a different type of alcohol than he asked for. He wanted, like, a silver tequila, and that was in the neighbor tequila, but because the brand name was the same. And I said we were out of it, he started getting the attitude with me, and right off the rip, I was like, you could leave. I was like, These are the bars. I'm sure that will have the products that you want, right? Because I just had enough. And he was just like, I just kind of feel like you're giving me a hard time for no reason. Wait. So he stopped and said that? Yeah. And I was just making his drinks, and I was just like. And it kind of dawned on me. I was all like, you were the Dick. That I was the Dick. And he was being kind of a Dick. But I've got to remember, I calmed back down because customer service face. And I saw like, yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. My apologies. It's been a rough night. Let me get you what you want. Let me get you what you need. Blah, blah, blah. And I went about and he was like, cool that he tip me well and everything like that, but it still triggered me. You know what I mean? Right? And so finally, I was just looked at the other bars, and I was like, I'm stepping away. Like, I'm going to go. I'm going to go take a few deep breaths, and I'll be right back. And she goes, I get it, because people were doing the same thing to her. And so I left, and I came back. And now that guy that yelled at me about the gin and tonic, right? Is screaming at the other bartender, and she's like, this dude's arguing with me. He goes, no, no. And he runs around, and he goes, I'm not trying to argue with no female. And I just saw like, you can argue with me now. What is going on? He goes, she started me a tab. I want five gin and tonics, and I want it cashed out, okay? I was all like, okay. She goes, he's been giving me a hard time. Ever since she walked away, I was like, okay. So I had his card. I found his tab. It had four drinks on it. None of the gin and tonics. I cashed it out, and I handed it to him. He signed it, threw it at me, like, had the whole checkbook, like, hit me, fell on the floor. And I looked up at him, and he goes, now give me my fucking drinks. I was like, no. He's like, Excuse me. I was all like, no, you're not getting any drinks. He's like, I already paid for him. I was like, no, what you paid for was your previous drinks. I'm asking you to leave. I was like, I'm not arguing with her. That's all. It doesn't matter. I'm ending it right now, right? I was like, you're not drinking here anymore. I was drinking is a privilege, not a right. You can leave. I'm asking you nicely to leave. And that's you. And he's like, I'm not leaving. I was like, Get them up. And they came and carried him away like a little bitch, baby. Yes. Like, they picked him up. He was bigger than Ben, so Ben didn't. But when Tom got there, yes, pretty sure that he because Tom's a big dude. So when he walked, I don't think he carried him. But when Tom walked up, that dude walked. Like, that dude walked out. See, there's not that kind of drama. The regular job, that's one thing I am grateful is that my regular job is kind of. I've been doing it for so long, it's kind of mind numbing. And I don't have to deal with the public. I have to deal with the drunk public dude. It's even worse. I don't know, but that's what I'm saying. I got out of the restaurant business so long ago. I'm a badass bartender. And I know this. I've been told this. And I'm not saying I'm not trying to blow up my own ego and everything like that. I get told this by my customers every week. How much of an amazing bar. And I already know that most of the time, it's because I'm flipping a ten or something. Like Tom Cruise again. Right? So I know that there's bartender. Times out, times out. Times out, times out. Let me just clarify something right now. Just say Flair bartender. Okay. Some people don't know what that is. I understand, but I don't want to make references to Tom Cruise on this podcast. I don't like Tom Cruise. I don't like Tom Cruise either. Don't beat Tom Cruise. When people even say at the bar, it's like, oh, you like Tom Cruise? I just looked at them. I'm like, Tom Cruise ain't got shit on me. Yeah, but Adam is a flair bartender. I am. He does magic tricks. Sort of. What kind of drinks? I do fancy tricks, but yeah. And then people are like, can you juggle? Yes. Are you going to no, that's your answer? Yes. Can you juggle? Yes. Can you? No, that's it. I'm just sorry, but no. Yeah. So I understand that I'm a really great bar and there's a lot better than me. Bartenders. You know what I mean? There's a lot of bartenders. I understand that when I'm working, I'm doing a good job. I do the best job I possibly can. I know I'm doing a great job. Right. Be patient. Don't yell at me because I'm getting to the age that I don't care, and I'm going to yell at you back. Right. And that's why I feel like I'm starting to have my. But you're not. At the slight decline of my bartending career, I think I got about to be 32. I got about three more years left in me, I think, before I finally just snap and can't do it no more. I did the restaurant thing from like 16 to 24 years, and I was like, no, people are angry at me and I don't care. It's not easy. And I wasn't even bartending. I was like serving and I was serving breakfast at the time, but I was serving breakfast to golfers. And golfers that have a tea time are assholes. Yeah, sorry. But if you have a tea time and you're trying to hurry up and get breakfast and there's a shitload of people, you turn into an asshole. Yeah. Normally the people that are in a hurry at my work, there's a theater nearby. Okay. I was like, who's in a hurry to get drunk? The Fox going, if they're ever in a hurry, it's because they're going to see a show at the theater. So they're trying to squeeze a drink in. They're trying to squeeze a drink in. They're getting a pre drink before they go to the theater or whatever. Because I don't think the theater sells alcohol. But yeah, they're the only ones that they're like, hey, can you cash this out? Like, we're trying to see the show, right? It was all like, oh, yeah, no problem or anything. But that's my happy time. That's Adam's happy time. And now, you know. And now, you know, folks, but they're all really nice about it. Like, I'm starting to much rather enjoy my happy hour customers than my late night customers, which it used to be flipped. Yeah, because the happy hour people aren't three sheets to the wind. You don't know happy hour people. You don't know happy hour people, bro. No, like those people are doing shots of Jägermeister at four in the afternoon. Okay. But no, the happy hour people are normally the ones that just want to come in for cheap drinks. Okay. End of rant, though. We don't have to talk about that. I just wanted to make a PSA. That was ten minutes. I know. That was Adam Ranting about his job straight up. I'm sorry. No, I would not apologize to the heart rundown listeners right now. I am. I'm apologizing right now. I would not have done this if it wasn't for what happened to me on Saturday, because it was literally every single person. Like, I'm just wanting to give out a PSA. Like, please respect people in any type of service industry. They're trying to do their job. Now, if they don't care about their job and it clearly shows, by all means, rip on them whatever, they should do their job. But if you see motherfucker sweating to get the job done, please show them some respect. It'll go a long way. Here's the thing. I don't think you should throw things. Yeah, don't throw things at me. That's what I'm going to say. That just basically not throw things at you. But I think just as a PSA, like you were saying, I think don't throw things at people that are trying to provide a service. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? If you're pissed off, that's fine. Go be pissed off. But if they're trying to give you a service or trying to help you out on clearly something you can't do yourself, like make drinks or whatever, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Then don't throw things at them. But again, this place is people are crazy. People are crazy. Yeah. So I lost my voice from yelling at some people about it. Your dog is going nuts. I know. She's actually. Dude, this is in her good days. Remember last week I was talking about. No, she's actually in her good days. She's just playing with Riley. She's actually been really sweet for the past couple of days. We do a podcast. Yeah, an audio podcast. And your dog comes over and barks all the time. I'll stop bringing her if you want. It helps me because she uses all of her energy doing back flips off of Riley. And then when I go home, because I start locking all the dogs outside, when we go home, she just passes out and goes to sleep. And there's peace. And there's a dog right now passed out of sleep. You want to trade? No, I don't want chaos. Oh, but yeah. So I lost my voice. So we're day behind on the recording, and I trimmed down. I almost shaved it off for what? I just started over. Dude, I'm not changing the logo. No, I understand that. But it also dawned on me that I look like the backup singer to Bare Naked Ladies. If I shave completely off. True. I should post that picture on Patreon. Patreon is going to be a side by side comparison. Watch out for that post. I don't even know if I have a photo of me without it. I do. So moving on. Yes, we have games we don't play. Now that you've done your rant, let's play a game and clear our palate of your chaos. Yes, let's do that. Okay, let's do that. So I'm feeling now that all of the anger is out. You feel good? I'm feeling comedic. So let's do this. Did you get off? I think we were talking before you got off or whatever. Before we get off. Did you finish before we get off? Before we go. Okay, now it's time to get off. I told you guys, the episodes get wild. Last episode was a teaser episode. If anybody's interested, this is available at Rayhartrundownmerch.com. This is available to only our Patreon members. It's actually available on RayhartRundownmerch.com. No, fuck you, Bob. I'm just letting you know it was exclusive for a while. It was exclusive. And then after that was last year's exclusive, and then after the year anyway. All right, so I'm a day behind on the video and I'm a year behind on the merch. My bad. I tried to bring you up to speed, play the game. I almost cussed again. I'm trying to bring it back. I think I pressed more on this episode than you have. Really? Yeah. One of these episodes. Not this one, but one of these episodes. We're just going to put up a little ticker to see how many cuss words that we actually say. I'll do it on this one. You want to do that one? Yeah. Let's do it on the ticker. Now I'm going to rewind real quick and I'm just going to go ahead and add our points to it for what we've already done. Reset the Tickers. Now here's the Tickers. Look at the bottom of the screen. The Tickers right here on my screen. It's going to be about right here. And then on the main screen. Look at the Tickers. Okay. On your screen. Ding. It's really right here. Yeah. It's going to be down somewhere that we're actually pointing at zero things. Yes. Well, to us, we're pointing at zero things. To them, we're pointing at the Tickers. These are cuss Tickers. Let's see where we end up at the episode. Now we're both going to watch our mouths. That's so bad. Hey, look at that. This episode is going to be available in India. Hooray. All right, so we got games. We got Super Secret Time. We got, of course, Shame of Life. We got to play the Shame of Life. They sponsor the podcast. We got our new deep conversations. Oh, yes. So deep. So deep. So deep. We get deep, deeper. It's like ice breaker deep. Deeper. So it's super deep. What it is. This question is to learn about yourself. You can actually use these questions on a date and learn about the person too good to know. Trippy and weird. All right. And then, of course, we've got the game. We always play the true or false or false game. Okay. And of course, we do have another filthy trivia. So let's just do Super Secret Time. All right. Let's do that. So Super Secret Time. Here we go. We don't have any intro music for Super secret Time yet. No super secret time. Here's a question for super. And this may not even be super secret time, but here we go. If every human came with a warning label, if every human came with a warning label, what would yours say? Curse is too much. We've been over this. Okay, well, look at the ticker. Do you think that's what a big thing? Yeah, dude, I curse a lot. It's kind of bad. I think I do, too. And here's the thing. I know I do at work, but I'm also to the point now where I think everybody I know doesn't even notice it. Doesn't even notice it. I know. And that's where it is with me. And that's why when I listen to an episode, I've been like, yeah, I'll drop the F bomb like an adjective, a verb and a noun in one sentence. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And it's not that I don't mean to. It's just that I think for me, it was one of those things where it became effective to say because it created force to emphasize what I'm talking about. A lot of times, especially if I'm at work, though, a lot of times it will be just for laughs. Usually when you think about it, I'm going to add one to my ticket right now. But here's the thing. If I'm having a serious conversation with somebody at work about work or something, I'm not going to be like, well, dirt, fucking dirt all that. Right? But if I'm trying to joke or run a bit at work and test out a bit for stand up or whatever, of course that's going to be, well, it's like laced whenever you tell somebody like, what are you doing compared to what the fuck are you doing? Right? It shows that. But you see how it's more abrasive, right? But again, it also comes across more angry when you do that. You know what I'm saying? So when I'm at work and you say, when I say, what are you doing? Or I say, what the heck are you doing right now? That's funny. But you see how it's funnier. It's not as a break. So that's where I will again, same type of thing. Warning label cuts is a lot for no reason. Yeah. Curses for no reason plays well sometimes too well with others. Curses for no reason. Yes, I was going to say that, too. It plays well with others. It's not really a warning label. Another warning label. Let's see, I think that's it again, I know ours is going to be does not spend money, so don't walk up to me trying to sell me something. I don't spend money. And on that note, we're going to move right into deep questions. Here we go. All right, first top ice breaker question. Ready? Yeah, I know the answer to this, but this is mainly for the audience. Did you have pets growing up? And if so, what kind we had a lot of pets growing up, dude. I had a lot of pets growing up. How many pets did you see? I can remember all kinds of pets growing up. But in the same tokens, like, some of the pets I remember you'll have no clue about, and some of the pets I remember, you'll probably have no clue. You're probably right. We had Molly, which we both know about. Molly was a family dog, toy poodle. She lived to be 17 years old. That dog live forever, dude. There was at one point that, like, the only reason that mom and dad put her down was because I looked at them and said, wow. And why is she still living? Not to be mean. I love that dog. She was blind, she was deaf, and it was when I went to their house and she literally stood up, took two steps, shook, and then laid back down. And I was like, Dude, put her out of her misery. It was time. And they finally did. They were like, yeah, it's been getting bad. We were just hoping she would kind of go, what are we putting out of her misery again? Got lost in the squeaky. But no, they were like, we were hoping that she was going to go on her own, but I think she's a fighter. And they finally did have to put her down. So we had Molly. So Molly, who was a toy poodle. Toy poodle. She was no bigger than a Roomba, and she's like, fucking this size. Yeah, Molly. I had a turtle, which I don't think I ever named. Because you wanted it to die. No. Why? I think I named him, like, Andy or something. I only had him for a long time, but I didn't do anything. He just sat in the corner of my room, stinking out my room. And then finally I looked at dad, and I was like, I'm tired of my room smelling like this. He's like, you don't want your turtle no more? I'm like, no. He's like, I'll give it to somebody at work. That was the thing. Every time we didn't want a pet anymore, dad just gave it to somebody at work. Everybody knew if you needed a pet, go to Bob. If Ray Hart's coming in with animals. One of his kids gave up on taking care of. So, yeah, so I had a turtle. We had Molly. The two cats, the two Siamese cats. I remember the cats. Dawson was one of them because it was Rachel's cat, and she was obsessed with Dawson's Creek. Creepy and weird. The other one, I want to say Grace named her Whiskers or something. Sure. Sounds good. It was the brother. I don't know. I don't know. The relationship. They got rid of the brother. I just remember the cats being a problem. Yes, because dad was allergic, and we got two of them anyway. Hey, are you allergic to this? Pet. Yeah. I'm allergic to this pet. Let's get two of them. Yeah, let's get two. What? Our poor father. Yeah. So we ended up getting rid of Grace's cat for some reason. I don't know why. Sorry, Grace. Yeah, sorry. Rachel had to keep hers, but Grace had to get rid of hers. I think it was because it was mean. Grace's cat was mean. Honestly, both those cats were mean. They were Siamese cats. Yeah. Siamese cats are known to be Dicks. Yeah, but, like, I don't know. It destroyed something or. I don't know what happened. It was psycho. I can't remember. But we got rid of that one. Whiskers. I don't know. I can't remember. And then Dawson, he stayed for a long time. Right. But Rachel gave up on it, and it just stayed in mom and Dad's room and bathroom. So, like, the litter box was in the bathroom. And then dad would go to sleep every single day because he slept during the day and worked at night, and the cat would sleep between his legs, and he'd wake up, like, all stuffed up and everything with the allergies for being allergic to the cat and go to work, fucking sneezing and everything else. And it just wrote and, dude, I couldn't go in mom and Dad's bathroom for anything without that cat attacking me because I was in his domain, I was in his home, I was in his cave, and he hated me. And then finally dad gave that cat to somebody at work. And then Grace got a baby chicken. This would make so much more sense if dad worked at, like, petco. Yeah, I know. Right now he worked for the post office. Okay, hold on. Wait a minute. Did that actually give these pets to people at work? No. Did he just ship them out, mailed them off?  Yeah. And then Grace had a baby chicken. What? Yeah. Grace had a baby chicken, dude. For, like, a day? No, for like, two weeks. Cool. Yeah. Wow. What else? And then there was, of course, the animals that people would find. I think Grace found a cat one time, brought it home. Dad said no. So dad just shipped that cat off. And then I came home with a cat one time. And why? Because I was a kid, dude. I was, like, nine, and I found a cat, and then dad shipped that off. Are you sure? He gave them somebody and. Or shipped them off, and he didn't, like, drowned them in a canal? No. He wouldn't maybe dropped it off at the ballpark. And then there was the dog. When the dog. When I was, like, 18, and I was, like, 19, there was an Australian Shepherd that I found on the side of the road and ran right up to me. Jumped in the car. Wasn't shipped. Wasn't nothing, but I brought it home, but it was comfortable enough to run and jump up in the car that it was clearly somebody. It was right after Christmas too. It was a puppy. It was a Christmas gift. Well, I tried to keep it in my room. It shit on my floor and it had worms because it was a stray dog. So I cleaned it and then I was like, to the patio, you go. And I put it on the patio and then it starts barking. It's like 05:00 in the morning at this point. So I'm just like, it's going to wake up mum and dad. So I literally just stayed up. No, it was like 03:00 in the morning. I literally stayed on the patio all night just sitting there with the dog until like 07:00 in the morning. Yes. When all of a sudden mom comes over, sees at the blind. So the back door is open, walks over, sees it, mouth drops, throws her hands up and goes, Bob, deal? Yes, exactly. No deal. And then dad comes to the door, opens the door, goes, no. He's like, I'm right out of front. Yeah. He's like, no, I can't give that to anybody. But I was 19. I wasn't a kid now, you know what I mean? Yes. And you didn't learn your lesson so clearly. So then dad came out, sat down, lit up a cigarette. Mom said she's like, you know what kind of responsibility it is. I'm like, yeah, cause I was 19. Thought I knew everything. Yeah. Dad starts petting her. She is pretty cute. I was like, right there. I knew I hook and sink her dad to it. Okay. I was like, this one's not getting shipped off. For the record, I didn't ship any of these things off anywhere. But it's funny. Yeah, it is very funny. Yeah. And he's like, she looks like a Maggie. I'll name her Maggie. So we did. We named her Maggie. And then this dog was untrainable in house breaking. I had moved out, took the dog with me into the duplex where it just continuously continued to make a mess all over the place. And finally I was so sick of cleaning up dog shit. So over it, dude, that I put out an ad on Craigslist. Free dog, a free puppy. All shots. Comes with a bed, comes with toys, comes with dog food, comes with the bowls, comes everything, right. I got 18 calls in ten minutes. 18 calls. I said people. I was like, my phone's blowing up right now with calls. First one to get here takes her. When this one guy was like, where are you? I was like, here's my address. He goes, I'm right around the block. I was like, Get here. Dude shows up with his kid. He's got like a seven year old kid, right? Whatever. And he was a wounded military, whatever, on disability. And kids jumped out of the car. Maggie ran right to him, jumped in the kid's arms or whatever. Kids hugging the puppy and stuff. And he goes, Are you sure you don't want any money for this? As I'm handing him all of the stuff in her bed, I was like, no, all free. I go to the vet's office down the street, get the microchip changed to your name. All good. And he's all like, well, what's your name? I said, her name is Maggie. He goes, oh, well, we love The Simpsons. I was like, Great. He goes, if you ever want to come visit her, just hit me up. I was like, Won't be necessary. Have a nice day. Bye. Later. Never saw that dog again, dude. I was done. And then when I turned 31, I was all like, you know what? I think I have the patience now to deal with it. And honestly, I do. It's a lot easier now than it was when I was 19. When I was 19, I wasn't trying to have a responsibility. I was 19, right? I was just trying to go out and have fun, get my Dick wet. Like I wasn't. I get it. Yes. So that was graphic. My bad. But you act like our parents are watching. But no, I didn't want responsibility. And now I'm like, I'm 31 and I already have responsibility. And I'm like, screw it. Tack it on. But no, I mean, honestly, it's like it's me and for you against the world. See? And I'm at a point right now where I have been, I guess because of with the kids and with animals and all that stuff, I'm at a point where I'm like, okay, I need to move into serious career mode to be able to gone. I could still do gone. I just have a dog sitter. Yes, I want to pay for that. Or do you have anybody at my house or anything? I don't have to pay for it. I watch your dogs, motherfucker. You better watch my dog. I watch a shit. That's what I'm saying when my dogs are gone. Bye bye. But no, I love Freya. Freya. She might be the devil every three days, but she's my devil being her against the world. Sure. Next question. Yes. I forgot we were asking questions. She got away from you. Sorry. I feel like there was more pets. There probably was. There was pets before you. But since you went into that tangent, I'll just let that one slide. Yeah. I feel like somebody had a rabbit. I did anyway. I had rabbits. I had turtles. We had our own little fucking petting Zoo. Yeah, it was crazy. How would your parents describe you? That's the next question. Go a little deeper. How would your parents describe you? Honestly, I feel like mom and dad think I'm loaded. No, not to be harsh, but I can tell you no. Well, no, because I feel like they think that because I've never asked them for money. I've asked them for money once. I was going to hold up once and it was to bail me out of jail. And I paid them back as soon as I got out of jail because my money was at home. I couldn't access my money when I was in jail. So that was it. That was the only time I've ever asked for money after I turned 18. But I'm not asking what your parents think of you. I didn't ask them. How would they describe how would they describe you? Honestly, I didn't say, what do your parents think of independent? That's a fucked up question. Independent. It's probably what I would say because I've always been on my own and did my own thing and I never went back. And you know what I mean? They know that. They see that sometimes it's pissed them off because when I hit hard times, I'm like, no, I don't need you. But I'd say independent. Oh, wow. For me and for me, I think your independence and my independence are two totally different things, you know what I'm saying? Because it's like, for me, I've done the thing of like raising kids and all of that and buying houses. Ok. So actually, you know what? Yeah. No, I'm going to change my answer. Yeah. So my independence was like, I had to go and take care of shit no matter what. It's more your description. Yeah. Irresponsible. And I've always been distant from the family. And I've always been like I said, I've always been I want to say probably like, distant from the family because of it. I'm like, well, I'm estranged from the family. It's not that right. But I think I just keep myself at a farther away distance. That and because I'm busy, so independently busy. I think independence is more your description. Mine is probably honestly, I think Irresponsible, Irresponsible, don't get me wrong, they love me, you know what I mean? But I would think that they because when mom and dad were in town, the last time they were in town, mom has been hounding me about when I'm going to settle down and start having kids. And we're standing on my patio of my apartment looking out over the water, and I'm like, mom, do you see this view? She goes, yeah. I was like, why would I give this up for a miniature me? Fuck that. Like, no, I'm good. I don't want kids. I told her I was like, I don't want kids. Better hope Rachel and Grace are popping out more because you're not going to need grandkids for me because I'm done. I'm done as if I've had them before. Yeah. Like a million of them. No. Yeah, I don't want kids. The way I'd see it is this is what I've told them. I was like, do I want to look at my significant other in the future and be like, hey, Babe, we need diapers? Or do I want to go to them and be like, hey, Babe. Let's go to Bora Bora. I chose Bora Bora over shitty diapers. And then some people are going to be like, oh, you could do both. Really? You're going to bring your kid to Bora Bora? No, you're not. You're going to bring your dog. No, that's a dog sitter. See? And you can't get a kids sitter. Dog sitter. No, you could get a kids sitter a babysitter. You could send the kids a week. You could send a kids to mom and dad go grass the Bora Bora. That's true. You know how mom's answer? Dad's, mom's answer. Okay. Do you know how expensive diapers and formula? Yeah, you do. Who are you talking to right now? Who are you talking to? I'm not doing it, bro. Not doing it. No. Every single time I hear a baby cry, my sperm dies. Okay? They kill each other. Yes, they start eating each other. Okay, here's the deepest question then. Okay, we just move on. Let's get to the deeper part. And this is not even a deeper question now that I'm reading it again. But here's the deep. Was that the deeper one? Did I just get them backwards? That was the deepest one. I got them backwards. Okay, that's fine. Okay, so let me go back up. Let me float back up. Rewind. Okay. What do you spend most of your money on? I don't spend money. I literally said that earlier. Uber Eats. Really, dude? Really? I live a life. You live downtown, though. I know you live walking distance to a majority of the restaurants who were eats from those restaurants. You force someone else to bring you food a block away. A block away. I live a life of convenience. No, you don't get to not be a douche now. Now you're just going to have to take that right on the fucking nose. And that is, if it's a downtown restaurant, I will walk to it. No, you don't get to answer that way. Now, you already said it was a joke, but if it's outside of downtown, I Uber eats like steak and shake five guys Outback. Steakhouse, dude. Oh, my God. I spent like, $100 on myself on Outback and $100 on myself at Red Lobster. And you will go and have Uber Eats. I'll do the Uber eats for it. There's a restaurant we ordered from the other night that was like three exits up, and I drove and went and got no, because I'm not going to pay. I'm not going to pay someone. I get the inconvenience of like, oh, it's like, oh, I don't want to go out or I want to deal or Dah Dah Dah Dah for me. I'm like, I'm not going to pay the extra money. I'm just going to get it myself. Right. Well, I use Instacart, too, for my groceries. Right? Even though Publish is 2 miles away. It's a convenience thing. There you go. Because it's like, why am I going to go. Okay, listen, why am I going to go get in my car, drive to the grocery store, go shopping around for 2 hours or an hour or whatever, grab what I want, go to a self, check out and do their job for them. Okay. And then drive back and come back and put it all away when I could literally sit at my computer, put in my order, and then continue editing the show. Okay. Or whatever. Who do you use? You use Instacart? You use Uber Eats? Do you use Grub hub? No, I don't use any of the other ones. You don't use. I can't think of the names of the other ones or whatever. Door dash Bite Squad. I used to use the other ones every now and then because it was like, listen up, though. He totally will. If any of those wants to sponsor the podcast. Yes, I will even use them. All right. Get an email from Door Dash. But I eat out a lot because it's like at restaurants. Not necessarily, but no, I do. I eat out a lot, which is actually it's going to be stopping soon because super expensive. It is getting expensive. But also like it's gym time. Now that January is over. Now that January. Now that January is over and we've given up on all of our that's another thing I'll talk about for a minute. New Year's resolutions. New Year's resolution. So now I feel like if I went in January is like a New Year's resolution, it would stop in February. So I just don't go in January. Now I started in February. Here's the thing. I deal with a lot of the shipping and receiving at my job, you know, and I have had to ship out so many broken New Year's resolution, promises of treadmills and weights and other things that people have gone. Yeah, I can't hang enough clothes on this treadmill. Forget it. That's awesome. Yes, it happens every year. I'm sure. Every February we should do a segment where we get in shape. Yes. And we should call for that. Morgan the Moose. Okay. Yeah, I'm down for it. You want to go do a Ninja? I think it'll be hilarious. I think it will be hilarious to watch since we're both out of shape. Yes. Let's go do the Ninja course for everybody that's listening does not know. I'm actually really good friends with a three time, four time champion. I believe it's. I know. At least twice. I know. Yeah, at least twice. Champion of American Ninja Warrior. Right. And we are going to have them on the show eventually once we get everything finished up. Yeah. So he could talk about his experience. Let's go do the Ninja course. Dude, I'm fucking down. Like, I'm so down. I'll get in touch with him. All right. Set it up and we'll do a whole segment about it. But no, Besides that. I mean, I spend my money on Bark Box. And you know, where most of my money goes to is, like streaming services. Here's the thing. You said that. I thought that, too. I thought that the other day. And so I pulled up my phone and I'm like, okay, you know what? I got to look at these streaming services. How many? I have all of them. Same. The only one I don't have is stars. I don't have stars either, because I always have too many. I've got Hulu, Disney Plus, ESPN Plus, Netflix, Peacock, Paramount, HBO, Showtime. And I know there's one more because I have nine. You said Netflix, right? Yes, I know. I have one more. Amazon Video. There it is. Amazon Video. So, yeah, stars and I have the solid ten. And you pay for cable. No, that's why a lot of money just for Internet. But all the money for that is essentially the same. That's where I was at. I was like, okay, so how much am I paying for streaming service? How much am I paying for cable? How much am I paying for Internet? Like, here's the thing. I pulled up the streaming service thing, and I was like, I'm going to cancel some of these. And then I realized I'm not. No, you don't. Why ready for this? Same price is getting cable. You ready for this? Disney plus is being paid by Verizon as a bonus because I have their unlimited plan. So it's just part of your phone bill, I guess. No, we don't even pay for Disney Plus. Right? So I'm like, okay, check that one off. Peacock is paid for by the cable bill. It's included. Check that one off. Hulu and ESPN. Same thing as Disney Plus. I was like, okay, what am I paying for? Netflix. Netflix. And I swear to God, if Netflix does another price change, I'm dusting off the VCR, dude. No, I pay for all of them because literally having all of the streaming services is the same price as it would be to have cable. So why have cable? I don't know. And I could just have instant shows that I want to watch, right? Cable companies are going to be in a lot of trouble. They thought so, but they're still, for now, pumping along for now. All right, let's move on. Here we go. Because we're running out of time for the show here. So let's get to The Shame of Life. Shame of Life. No, this is our sponsor. And now that we have the video podcast, I have to show off their box. Yeah, I have to show this off. So this is The Shame of Life, the card game of weird conversations. You can get yourself a copy of The Shame of Life with all of the expansion card sets. I don't have them with me right now. But there's other expansion card sets. There's the Boo Pack, the Schools Pack. 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That way, when you're done checking out our new website, you can go check out our sponsors website, but get yourself a copy of The Shame of Life. It's so much fun. It's one of the card games we play here on the show. If you're a fan of the show, you already know that we play this usually every episode. We unfortunately be running out of time today to play. But go again. One of our sponsors shameless.com code. Run down 20. Give yourself 20% off. Get yourself a copy. All right. You ready? Yeah. All right. Debate card. Which member of the animal Kingdom is the biggest cunt has the biggest contest? Pigeons. Pigeons is your answer. Pigeons, dude. Okay. As soon as you wash your car, they just feel they need to shit all over it. That's true, man. I cannot put my car in the car wash, and then the next day there's pigeon shit. Shit, like, a lot of it. Yeah. Dude, I don't know. Maybe just birds, but, like, vultures are disgusting creatures. Yes, disgusting. Did you know they don't have buttholes? What? Yeah. We might have to fact check Adam's friends on this, but I'm 90% sure that it wasn't Adam's friends that said it. They don't have buttholes. They eat and shit out of their mouths. They just, like, eat. Get the nutrients and barfed back up. Let's bang it. Can we bang it? I cannot. You're going to have to do it. I'll Bing it. I'm like 90% sure that this is accurate. That vultures don't have buttholes. I can't believe I'm binging this. Do vultures, buzzards and buzzards and other birds have a single hole where you're in feces and eggs come out. This hole is called. Okay. All birds have bought holes. Cool. All birds have bought holes. Okay. Wow. I don't know who told me this, but fuck you, okay? No, somebody told me this. I believe this for years. For years. Without doing any fact checking. I believe this for years. And I'm pretty sure I told a lot of people that I have never heard it ever. But apparently, though, vultures do poop on their own legs and feet to keep themselves cool and clean. Okay, fine. Take a shit on your foot. Great. Cool. But you still have a butthole. Okay, so see, I'm not the only one. It's an urban legend or myth. This is an article that says vultures have no butthole. Few people recently told me that vultures have no butthole. They said they regurgitate everything they eat. I don't know why I keep hearing people say this. They don't specify what kind of Vulture, which makes it sound even more wrong. I'm not the type of person to flat out say somebody is wrong unless I know for sure that they're wrong. Okay. I looked it up online and can't find anything. It's kind of a mascara thing to look for, so I'm not surprised I didn't find anything. But if they didn't have a butthole, they'd be an anomaly and would be pretty easy to find something to say or saying they don't. So they do have a butthole, right? I tried to make it clear I did not believe them, but when I haven't seen a Vulture's butt, I can't say for sure that they have one. Okay. In a boo, vultures have buttholes. Yes. And now you. I'm not the only one. Okay. Apparently this was a thing that was going around just like, oh, last week. I got to clarify. For the people listening on audio, there was a fact check, Adam's friends. And I was wrong. Yeah. If you watch us on YouTube, they pop up now on the screen, which is cool. Just a cool effect. Because we have cool animation effects. Yes. But for those that are listening on the audio one. Go ahead, Adam. Tell them why you're wrong. Tequila is a depressant. They say that people were saying it is a stimulant because of the. What do they call it? It's placebo kind of effect. Okay, so it's like people like, oh, they get happy, they get horny, they get excited and stuff. Oh, an aphasia. Yeah. They're saying it's like a placebo effect because they're saying that they think that. So that's how they get. But in all actuality, that's how they were before they even started tricking the tequila. They wanted to be horny and uplifted and all of that. So it's kind of like a placebo effect when they start drinking. The scientific research that I read on this fact check, as long as it's not the same article as the Vulture butthole fish. So all alcohol is actually depressed. And I was reading off that. But either way, I changed my answer in last week's episode to Amaretto. Everybody gets amaretto because it's delicious. All right, so there you go. So there's that. All right, so that's where you're going to go with those birds as well, because there's a lot of asshole there's a lot of cons. I know there's like, a lot of animals that do. And I know a lot of people hate that word. Keep in mind, this game is from overseas where they use that word like it's glue. What the fuck am I saying? Sorry, I don't know where that came. Time is it? What is it? Yeah, it's getting late. I'm delirious. Jesus. There's so many animals in the animal Kingdom that do fuck up things. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Monkeys, dude. Monkeys are Dicks. Yeah, they can be. But what's the biggest like, here's the question. The biggest cunt or asshole or whatever you want to call it for the animal Kingdom, it was an animal that is clearly just angry and mean to any other animal for no reason, right? Yeah. So what would that animal be? I don't know, because I guess I don't. Yeah. Your dog is the fucking right answer. Ding. Done. Yeah. Freya's. Biggest Cunt in the animal Kingdom. Tada. We figured it out. Broke the fucking code. Broke the code. Yeah. There it is. Now, you know, everybody knows. Okay, moving on. Here we go. Filthy Trivia. We're going to end the episode with Filthy Trivia, I think. Okay. No. True or false? No, we ran out of time. Excellent. We ran out of time. So here we go. We're going to end it with Filthy Trivia and start the music. There it is. Here we go. Over 1000 people get struck by lightning every year in the United States. Here's an odd fact, though, about the freak occurrence. Okay. Is it A, lightning can still get you indoors? B, 40% of lightning strike victims are bald. C People who drank alcohol recently are more likely to be struck, or D getting struck by lightning can change your hair color. One of those four things is true. Which one is it? Can I ask the audience? You can ask no one in the room. You can ask the dog over here. I can do 50 50. Okay. We can do 50 50 right now. We're not set up to do the audience participation yet. Okay. Okay. So is it either A, lightning can still get you indoors or D, getting struck by lightning can change your hair color? Hair color? Unfortunately not. What, lightning can actually still strike you indoors? Well, that's really great to know. Yes. So in the lightning storm, I'm going to be having anxiety attacks. Yeah. Well, I think the whole idea of lightning can still get you inside is that it can literally go through a window. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's not a matter of like, it's going to come through your roof or it's going to come. Yeah. I was just saying because I got concrete, so good luck. But here's the other thing is that I've heard and I don't know we should be doing this, but I've heard you can get struck by lightning if you're taking like a bath or if you're taking a shower during a lighting storm. Fact check Bob's friend. Guess what? I don't even know the answer to this one. This is not your friends. You can fact check your mom because it's your mom that told me. All right, well, fact check, Bob's mom. Fact check, Bob's mom. Fact check, Bob. Pop it up. Pop it up. Check Bob's mom. That's wrong. You cannot get struck by lighting from just being in the shower. Call your mother. Where's the plug? We don't have a plug. No, it was done on Myth busters and proven that if lightning struck the house, you would not get struck in the shower. But if lightning struck now, if it struck through the window while you were wet or something, then, yeah, you're probably going to die. Yeah, you're done because you're covered in water and standing on a metal. But I guess the idea was that it could go through the water, through the water pipes, right? It was done on Myth busters. It proved it to be false. So there you go. Actually, I'm just going to fact check Adam's thoughts because I'm like 90% sure that they said it was false. But there's that 10%. I'm never going to say that. I'm always right. You know what I mean? Oh, I know. Five minutes later. So where are we at? I was wrong. Mom is right. It's possible. I'm dumb. Mom, are you watching this episode? I'm sorry, mom. I'm going to totally tag mom in this episode. I'm sorry, mom. I'm going to tag our mother. This clip is going to be the promo now. I'm sorry. I apologize to your mother. Adam, do it again right now. Look at your camera right now. Look at your camera. Directly at your camera. Take your fucking hat off. Show your non hair cut. There you go. Now look sad. Apologize to your mother. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's right. You should be. You can't keep a straight face. All right, gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us for the rate rundown listening to Adam rant about his job for 20 months. Alright. Oh my God. So you can get struck by lighting. Dude, I've taken so many showers in lightning storms. Stop doing that because I'm just like, that's a myth. Well, apparently you get stuck in doors and apparently you get stuck in the shower. And apparently your mom was right. I need to rethink. My whole life I've been wrong about so much lately. I just need to take a step back. I just need to start reading shit again and just stop assuming that I know the answer. You know, it's a fun thing you can do. Not safe stuff. You can go back and listen to 74 episodes of our podcast to see where you're wrong and just start fact checking it. We'll have a whole episode just on fact check Patreon. Bonus episode. What do you want to do? I'm going to go back I'm going to create a video just going to be just a pop up video of fact checks. All right. So you're going to have to have to go through every single episode so hopefully it'll be done by the end of the season. Okay. You heard it here, Patreon. Yeah, Adam's going to give me I'm going to work on that on my off time and hopefully get it done because if we don't even have it done by the end of the season we'll have the season break and I can knock that out then too. But yeah, I'll work on that. I'm going to go back I'm going to fact check everything that I've ever said on this show. It's got to be audio, though so we're going to have to play it on the screen. Yeah, well, like I said, I'll have like pop up animations on the audio with it. All right, see that as it may, everybody. Thank you so much for listening to the rehearsal rundown as we give you our rant on weird and off the wall topics today. This was one of the first official video episodes so this went pretty odd. I forgot to hit record. No, you didn't. I had to. I was going to be like we're not doing it again. Bye. But thank you guys so much for listening to and if you are officially now actually if you are on our Patreon, you should see your name in the credits. Yeah. All right, little camera, Bob. All right. Sorry. Always look at the wrong camera. This one this one right here. Look at this camera right here. All right. You ready for sign off? Peacocks up.